there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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