did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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