So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Duck Duck Cougar?
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Randomize
