Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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