Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
Randomize
