He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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