KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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