Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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