Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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