Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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