Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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