nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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