You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
