just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Be still, my beating vagina.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
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