We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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