It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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