I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize
