Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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