your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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