OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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