i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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