omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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