there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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