is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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