So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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