she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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