She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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