lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
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