I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
