I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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