Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
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