college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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