We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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