whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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