Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
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