I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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