i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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