Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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