Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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