I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I am available for nakedness
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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