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I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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