My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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