i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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