so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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