let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
How external is "for external use only"?
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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