Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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