Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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