1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
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