$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
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