we're blogging at a bar
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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