And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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